Shop Hours & Prices

Den's Barber Shop is a Traditional Walk-in Shop located at Shaffers Crossing, Colorado. Shaffers Crossing is about 35 minutes from Denver, driving up US Highway 285.

This is a shop where a guy can scratch where he itches,
cuss and tell fish stories.


Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear...
when roadsides were populated with Burma Shave signs

The Mad Barber!

To see how maddd I really can get,
click on part of my face and drag it.
(If you had a Java-capable browser, you'd see a really cool applet here.)
I know it's not a great picture,
but with what you're doing with it...
it's as good as you're going to get!
If you'd like to put a picture of
hmmmm maybe your
Mother in Law on your home page..
Click on over to "AlexWarp"

I didn't write it!..
wish I had though!


A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.
The priest tried to pay for the haircut but
the barber refused asying "I cannot accept
money from you, for you are a good man -
you do God's work." The next morning the
barber found a dozen bibles at the door
to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut,
and again the barber refused payment saying
"I cannot accept money from you, for you are
a good man - you protect the public." The next
morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts
at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to he barber for a haircut, and
again the barber refused payment saying "I
cannot accept money from you, for you are
a good man - you serve the justice system."
The next morning the barber found a dozen
more lawyers waiting for a haircut.


"The Back Room"
Blues Music and more


If you'd like to check out the weather or road conditions

click here to see my
Shaffers Crossing Cam


OK! Cut The B.S.
Let's Play Checkers!


A Look Around The Shop

This is about where you'll be looking to see hairy Uncle Harry getting a trim.. This Barber Chair dates back to the 1920s. The gentlemen who sit here spread the B. S. in the B. S. Emporium! All this time you thought B. S. meant Barber Shop!


The pot bellied stove that greets you on a cold winter day. I have to get up early to light the fire. Yeah, I really do use it!


While everything else is going on my Cigar Store Indian quietly stands by and observes everyone in the shop.



It's been traditional for a barber to give a kid some sort of a treat (bribe) to sit still, not cry and generally be a good little boy. The bribes in Den's Barber Shop come by way of this 1940s era candy machine. I give the rascals a nickel, and they get to choose their own treat. Where else can you get a candy bar for a nickel in 2000?


Stuff To Look At

Stuff In The Outside Cyber-World

  • Weather links to various"weather cams" and information services.
  • Political Stuff that will liven up any conversation. Links to e-mail addresses of officials in Washington.
  • Subjects for conversation, goofy links that I like to look at!

    SHOP HOURS

    OPEN CLOSE
    TUESDAY - FRIDAY9 AM5 PM
    SATURDAY8 AM12 NOON
    CLOSED SUNDAY & MONDAY

    SHOP PRICES

    HAIRCUT $12
    BEARD TRIM $4


  • Haircuts By Mail!

    In my constant search to better serve my patrons and prospective patrons, it's become obvious that the mileage involved has discouraged many people who would like to get a haircut at Den's Barber Shop & BS Emporium. I've begun a new service for those distant, prospective patrons. Haircuts by Mail! For the regular price of $12 plus $2 shipping and handling, I can send you a haircut. The haircut you desire will be sealed in an authentic Seal-A-Meal bag along with a certificate of authenticity! The Haircut by Mail is guaranteed to be almost as exciting as a Pet Rock!
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    This page produced by me © 2007
    (no B.S.)